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Duke, it hurts...
by PRINCE_0F_DARKNESS
[MATURE CONTENT WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK]Welcome to the fancy world of the elite, where Seraphina Alaric, a delicate and fragile girl always relying on medicine to get better, is just trying to catch a break before her life gets turned upside down by an arranged marriage...Seriously, who wants to be tied down when you’re still figuring out what you want in life?During a swanky banquet, she bumps into the enigmatic Duke of Everwyn.And the craziest part? She has no clue who this guy is—just …
In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park
by Lumydee
Arriving in a strange world filled with cultivators, Chu Che suddenly becomes the owner of an Entertainment system... Specifically, he becomes the owner of an Entertainment Park.[Chu Che: What? I get to own an Entertainment Park in another word?Author: Zip It MC. I'm talking.Chu Che: ("_")] ....The young Chu Che begins his rise to the top.And along his path, he becomes a legendary master who countless people dare not offend.[Emperor Hoshi]: Hahahahahahaha! I've just broken through after watching…
Put Away Your Divine Techniques Now!
by Dancing
【Children, remember this. Among the fortunes of heaven and earth, three parts are the essence of literature, seven parts are martial, and one part determines the fate of the realm!】【...10...3+7+1... Hey? Ancestor, something seems off?】
Put Out My Fire
by LiLhyz
(COMPLETED) Amanda was getting too hot, literally, and only the master of water could cool her down. Unfortunately, he was missing in action. ****Amanda was the master of fire. After five years of carrying out her responsibility, she was an accomplished fighter, but soon her strength became unmanageable and only the master of water can tame her flames. Sadly, he was nowhere to be found. Why? It was a mystery altogether.****"I want someone to talk to," Amanda said before taking a deep breath. "I …
Fake It Till You Love It
by Diella
After her ex-boyfriend invites her to his wedding, a heartbroken graphic designer, Maya Chen, tells a desperate lie - she's engaged to a wealthy tech CEO, Ethan Blackwood, a man she's never met. When her fake engagement goes viral online, the real Ethan shows up at her door with a deal she never saw coming: pretending to be his fiancée for three months to help him land a business deal that could save countless lives."Maya's life changes overnight when she becomes engaged to wealthy Ethan. As she…
"IT TAKES ETERNITY"
by _Himari_Nora_
WARNING: MATURE CONTENT!What's behind the mask?She always thought she was a normal girl, living in a boring world, full of greed for power and money people, where vampires and werewolves are creatures from myths and legends, that people consider to never exist before.She was a young police detective, who trapped in a repetitive circle of events, where work, she always dreamt to have, transforms in vain attempts to run away from greedy for female bodies boss without any chances of getting a good …
Putting Half My House In Your Name
by Ye Fei Ye
The runaway Chen Enci, upon first meeting Qin Jie, mistook him for the landlord: "Renting your room and bed!"Chen Enci, who moved into Qin Jie's house, woke up hungry in the middle of the night and knocked on Qin Jie's door: "Renting pots and pans!"A month later, Chen Enci saw Qin Jie bring home a pretty lady. He lingered at the front door before banging on Qin Jie's door: "Renting bathroom, facial cleanser, and shower gel!"Half a year later, Chen Enci, drunk, leaned into Qin Jie’s arms under th…
South Park
by Mysteriousfingers
South Park is a school that every parent want to send their child to because if he or she graduates from South Park he or she is guaranteed a spot in a good university and those who end topping the class will have very easy access into an Ivy League university. It takes 3 years to graduate from South Park. Every student enrolled are between the ages of 15 and 16. The things that are practiced in this school are not the kind of things parents expect. Trust me these kids are horrible. If you sum i…
Reincarnated As Mystic Tortoise: I Put All My Points In Defense
by Naruto One Piece
# BEAST # TORTOISEEveryone was suddenly transformed into animals overnight.Chen Gui returned to the night before that happened.After experiencing a lot of things, he knew that the first thing he should focus on was survival.That was why he decided to start ahead of everyone else.He headed to the Nothern Ocean and chose to become the immortal and ageless Mystic Tortoise.As he was afraid of dying, he spent all his points on defense.It rewarded him with the skills Tortoise Breath, Tortoise Shell, a…
Is It You?
by Tinnean
William "Wills" Matheson is a computer whiz, hired by Huntingdon right out of college. He's groomed for a position in the Washington Bureau of Intelligence and Security, a sister organization to Huntingdon. Eventually, he's promoted to senior special agent in the department of Interior Affairs, under the notorious Mark Vincent.<br><br>Instructed by Trevor Wallace -- The Boss, and yes, that's in caps, of the WBIS -- to follow Vincent after his apartment is destroyed, the younger agent discovers w…
Living It
by Casper Graham
Davion Chen has a pretty face, but his ex-boyfriends’ verbal abuse make him dislike being labeled as such. He can’t help the way he looks, but he doesn’t cheat. He understands the meaning of loyalty.<br><br>Jonah Wong has been burnt by an unfaithful ex before, and that’s more than enough to put him off dating again. He never expects the impromptu date with Davion to progress much further, but welcomes it. He simply can’t deny his attraction for Davion.<br><br>Then Jonah sees Davion with an older…
South Park Smut Book
by Jerome_Valeska67
Just some random south park smut chapters~
Mr.President, It's Time to Put on the Dog Leash
by Magnoliagrove
Seven years of love, only to discover her fiancé betrayed her with a celebrity.After enduring such a betrayal, She quickly dumped the scumbag and focused on her work!But fate had other plans and She mistakenly became the CEO's personal assistant.And to her surprise, he was the same man who brought her true happiness that night...This ruler of a business empire, nine years her junior,showed no sign of dominance in private.He’s a perfect blend of little devil and affectionate little puppy.He was s…
Bench in the Park
by Ando_Ajo
Tidak semua orang mendapat kesempatan kedua dalam hidup, namun tak sedikit pula yang justru menggunakan kesempatan yang diberikan itu hanya untuk memuaskan nafsu keduniawian saja.Begitupula yang terjadi pada Keisha. Mengkhianati orang yang justru berperan besar dalam mengangkat kehidupan, bahkan rasa percaya dirinya.Dan saat semua sudah terlanjur terjadi, kata maaf dan penyesalan tentu tidak lagi berguna, sebab karma itu menyakitkan.
Put Five Rings on It
by David Connor
Numbers mean everything to an Olympic marathoner, but for Gordon O’Dooley, his obsession with one number in particular might get a little out of hand.<br><br>Gordon literally comes running into Marty Walsh’s family diner one day, and their mutual attraction is instant. He comes on too strong, though, and Marty quickly slams on the brakes. When Marty suggests they take things slow, Gordon races off, and any hope of a relationship goes right along with him.<br><br>Four years pass, and Marty does h…
The south park fan fiction
by Doctor_Spring_
A story of four boys in the quiet of south Park going on an offensive adventure.Unofficial fan fiction. Characters not by me but by Trey Parker and Matt stone.Cover is from their respective artist.
I Only have One Skill, But I Can Put A Hole Through The Planet
by One Hit Kill
A game that could merge reality and virtual together had appeared in the world that Sanji lived in. When one put on the device, anything on the street could become part of the game. Dungeons could be found all over the world where players could fight monsters and craft weapons.Even the in-game currency was tied with real-world money, attracting even more players into the game.As a player, Sanji joined the game right away. He chose to become a magician and instantly heard a notification.“Ding! Pl…
South American Empire
by Well_In_a_Frog
Reborn at the beginning of the 19 century, Felipe witnessed Napoleon's rise and fall and the revolution of South America. Knowing the future, he secured the title of the crown prince of an empire that never existed and a fortune compared to the Rothschilds'. A peaceful and knowledgeable man driven to be a ruthless dictator. He was given a chance to leave a mark on history and will do anything to make that happen now. The story is set in the early 19th century. There will be slaves, and there wil…
DON'T PUT YOUR TRUST IN IT 100%
by HENRY BIMBO
For fifteen long years, she abandoned her only son after the tragic loss of her fiancé. Accused by her family of causing his death, they drove her out of the house. Overwhelmed with grief and frustration, she descended into madness for a time. In her despair, she left her son in a dustbin outside an elderly woman’s house. The old woman found the child and raised him as her own. Despite her circumstances, the mother would return to the house to fetch water and clean, just to catch glimpses of her…
They Met in the Park
by Nell Iris
Can a spoiled little dog bring two strangers together?<br><br>The first time Jacke sees him, it’s a happy accident. He’s taken refuge in a quiet corner of the park, decompressing after a difficult day at work, when the man, dressed in a fancy suit, passes by him walking a spoiled little dog.<br><br>As the days pass, Jacke notices the adorable pair several times. He’s unable to take his eyes off the man whose first priority is the dog, even over his own comfort. And one day, when circumstances ar…